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Saturday, March 25, 2017

Lol, First Animal Evangelist of The Lord’s Chosen Church (See Photos)


After all, the bible made reference to God raising stones to praise him if man will not, so it’s no surprise that a horse is doing evangelism. It's like men have refused to do it. Lol.

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See New Beautiful Photos of Nollywood Actor, Saint Obi


Nollywood star Saint Obi is still as handsome as he was back then in the film industry. He's Cute!

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Man About To Get Married To 2 Different Ladies at Once in Delta (See Photos)


Because there's wide media coverage in Lagos, some ladies are fast to talk bad about men in Lagos in the guise that men from their own states are better. Have you seen a young man marrying two wives at once in Lagos before? But go to some parts of the East and South South you will know that Lagos men are even more cool headed when it comes to marriage. Lolz!

For obvious reasons, this wedding banner has gone viral online. It shows a young man who's set to get married to two women at once in Isoko South area of Delta state.

Some say there was peace, especially in Africa, when men used to marry as much as they can take care of. All these stories of cheating, renting a house for girlfriend without your wife's knowing and even contacting infection and taking it back to your wife were not there.

No wonder a Catholic Priest in Nasarawa state said Christians should add their tradition to religion.
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Two Senior Staffs Been Sack In UNIABUJA


The Governing Council of the University of Abuja (UNIABUJA) has approved the immediate termination of appointments of Mr. Jude .O. Nwabueze of the institution’s Transport Unit and Mr. Nurudeen T. Yusuf of the University Medical Centre for acts of insubordination.

This was contained in a statement issued by the university's registrar, Mrs Rifkatu Hoshen Swanta.

Mrs. Swanta said the decision to sack the duo was based on the recommendations of the Council Disciplinary Committee which was approved by the Governing Council at its 76th regular meeting.

She said the decision to sack Mr. Nwabueze and Mr. Yusuf, who were chairman and secretary of the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU), UNIABUJA chapter, respectively, was “in line with section 16 (i) of the University of Abuja Act and section 7 (1) (b) (i) of the University of Abuja Conditions of Service for Senior Staff.”
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Photos From The Visit of Governor Shettima To The Home of Maiduguri Billionaire, Alhaji Mohammed Indimi


Alhaji Mohammed Indimi, Maiduguri billionaire, and In-law to President Muhammadu Buhari has described Governor Kashim Shettima'srecords of achievements in Borno as unbelievable, saying it surprises him, how the Governor has changed the faces of Maiduguri and other parts of the State despite meagre resources and management of the Boko Haram insurgency.

Indimi stated these while receiving Governor Shettima at his expanse residence in Maiduguri on Thursday evening.


The Governor’s visit was to follow up on Indimi's pledge to make huge contributions in areas of infrastructure and agriculture to support ongoing efforts by the Government to rebuild homes, rehabilitate and resettle internally displaced persons in safe communities destroyed by insurgents.


"What you are doing in Borno State despite small resources is unbelievable. I don't know how you do it. You have completely changed the faces of Maiduguri. I have been to many states and I can say that many leaders do not come close to what you are doing in Borno State. In the past, whenever I had foreign visitors coming to visit me in Maiduguri, I made sure they arrived Maiduguri at night so that they wouldn't see horrible sights, but today, I make sure my visitors come in the day time because I am proud of what they will see on entering Maiduguri. If you arrive Maiduguri today, you will know there is Government in place.

The city is becoming more and more beautiful and I am very proud because today my State (Borno) can compete with any State in this country. Sometimes I feel as if I am the one telling you what to do and the reason is that most of your developmental projects are things I always wish for Borno. I don't know how your mind works, maybe from your background, but really you are doing so many things and we have to support you" Indimi said.


The Billionaire said in addition to what he sees going on, he had sent a group of his children to visit sights of some ongoing Government projects taking place outside the city centre and the reports he got were very positive.


Indimi promised to intervene in areas of modern agriculture so as to create livelihoods for internally displaced persons who return to safe communities.

"What I want to do is get closer to Bama, where I can get atleast a 1000 or 2000 hectares of cultivable land to build modern farms that at least half of returnees can earn their livelihoods by the time people from the city depend on their produce. I want to do the same in other locations like Ngala and other places. Apart from farming, I will support in the area of infrastructure. I am sure between now and 2019, if am alive, insha Allah, I will fund some projects but it is for you to decide what you want us to do. I really really appreciate what you are doing in Borno State, honestly and we will support you, insha Allah. I also want to appreciate your humility. I requested to come to see you in your office at the Government House but you insisted on coming to my house. I thank you for the honour" Indimi said to Shettima.

The Billionaire business man said efforts must be combined to rebuild the economy of Borno State with particular focus given the places like Baga where where nearly 50% of Borno's economy was coming from prior to insurgent attacks.



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Two Men Been Sent To 6 Months Jail By Gombe Court Over BVN Scam (See Photos)




The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC on Thursday, secured the conviction and sentences of two men before Justice Sa'ad Muhammad of the Gombe State High Court on two count charge bordering on conspiracy and theft. The duo, Innocent Uche Clinton and Emmanuel Okanni, both are from Orlu Ngaba Local Government Area of Imo State.


They specialize in scamming unsuspecting members of the public by sending text messages claiming to be from customer care of different Banks and telling the recipients that their transaction accounts were closed due to BVN issues and asked that they disclose their BVN in order to rectify the problem, thereby defrauding them.



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See This Bird Born With 4 Legs In Brazil (See Photos)


A bird has been born in Brazil with four legs. The strange bird, which was born in a farm, surprised spectators and left biologists confused, but the bird seems happy and unaffected by its extra limbs.A video showing the fluffy white bird walking with all four limbs has been shared online and the bird doesn't seem to have any difficulties using the extra appendages.

The reason why the bird was born with two extra legs is still unknown and biologists are still trying to explain it away. In the meantime, It has been given the name "franken-chicken."

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2017/2018 Waec Further Mathematics Answer


F/maths Obj
1CBBDCAADCB
11DCBDCBCDCC
21ABDCDABBCB
31CDCADBCAAD


FURTHER MATHS THEORY

1a)
g(x)=y
y=x+6
x=y-6
g^- f(x-6)
=4-5(x-6)/2=4-5x+30/2
=34-5x/2


1b)
coodinate=(x1+x2/2 ,y1+y2/2)
=(7-2/2,7-5/2)=(5/2,2/2)
=(5/2,1)


8a )
60 , 56 , 70 , 63 , 50 , 72 , 65 , 60
mean =£ x /n = 60 + 56 + 70 + 63 + 50 +72 +65 +60 /8
mean =62


8b )
variance = £ (x – x ^ – )^ 2 / n
=( 62 – 60 )^ 2 + (62 – 56 )^ 2 + (62 – 70 )^ 2+
(62 – 63 )^ 2+ (62 – 50 )^ 2+ ( 62 – 72 )^ 2 +
(62 – 63 )^ 2+ (62 – 60 )^ 2/ 8
=362/ 8 =45 . 25
SD = sqr variane = sqr 45 . 25 = 6 . 73

2)
x+1/3x^2-x-2
3x^2-x-2/-6(-3 2)
3x^2-3x+2x-2
3x(x-1)+2(x-1)
(3x+2)(x-1)
x+1/(3x+2)(x-1)=A/3x+2+B/x-1
x+1/(3x+2)(x-1)=A(x-1)+B(3x+2)/(3x+2)(x-1) x+1=A(x-1)+B(3x+2)
3x+2=0
x=-2/3


10a)
i ) ( x ^2-1 ) ( x +2 )= 0
( x -1 ) ( x +1 ) ( x +2 )
x =1, or – 1 or -2
ii ) 2 x -3/( x -1) ( x + 1) ( +2)
=A /x -1+B /x + 1+C /x +2
2x – 3=A ( x +1) ( x +2 ) +B ( x -1) ( x +2)
+C ( x -1) ( x + 1)
let x + 1=0, x =- 1
2( -1 ) -3=B ( – 1-1) ( – 1+2)
-5/2 =-2B /- 2 B =5/2
let x – 1 = 0 x = 1
2( 1) – 3=A ( 1 +1) ( 1+2 )
-1= CA , A = -1/6
Let x +2=0 x =- 2
2( -2 ) -3=C ( -2- 1) ( -2 +1)
-7= 3C , C =-7 /3


(14ai)
SKETCH THE DIAGRAM
14ii)
Using lami’s theory
T1/sin60=T2/sin30
48N/sin60=T2/sin30
48N/0.8660=T2/0.5
0.5(48)/0.8660=T2(0.8660)/0.8660
T2=24/0.8660
T2=27.7N


(14b)
Using the equation of motion
H=U^2/2g
H=(20)^2/2*10
=20*20/20
H=20m
Timetaken to reach the maximum height
S=Ut+1/2at^2
20=0+1/2(100)t^2
20/5=5t^2/5
t^2=4
t=sqroot4
t=2S


11a)
Given
F(x)=§(4x-x^2)dx
F(x)=2x^2-x^3/3+k
F(3)=2(3)^2-(3)^3/3+k=21
18-9+k=21
K=21-9
K=12
Therefore
F(x)=x³/3+2x²+12


5a)
pr(age)=4/5
pr(fully)=3/4
pr(must)=2/3
pr(age not admitted)=1-4/5
=1/5
pr(fully not admitted)=1-3/4
=1/4
pr(must not admitted)=1-2/3
=1/3
Therefore pr(none admitted)=1/5*1/4*1/3
=1/60


5b)
pr(only age and fully gained admission)=4/5*3/4*1/3
=1/5


7)
m1=3
u1=8m/s
m2=?
u2=5m/s
v=6m/s
m1u1+m1u2=(m1+m2)v
3*8+m2*5=(3+m2)6
24+5m2=18+6m2
24-18=6m2-5m2
m2=6


(7b)
m2u2-m1u1=V(m1+m2)
6*5-3*8=V(3+6)
30-24=9v
9v=6
v=6/9
v=0.67m/


4)
(x^2+5x+1)sqroot(2x^3+mx^2+nx+11)=(2x-5)
remainder:30x+16
(x^2+5x+1)(2x-5)
=2x^3+10x^2+2x-5x^2-25x-5
=2x^3+10x^2-5x^2-25x-5
=2x^3+5x^2-23x+30x+16-5
=2x^3+5x^2+7x+11
Therefore m=5, n=7


12a)
tabulate
Marks| 1-10, 11-20, 21-30, 31-40, 41-50,
51-60, 61-70, 71-80, 81-90, 91-100
F| 3, 17, 41, 85, 97, 115, 101, 64, 21, 6
C.B| 0.5-105, 10.5-205, 20.5-305, 30.5-405,
40.5-505, 50.5-605, 60.5-705, 70.5-805,
80.5-905, 90.5-1005
C.F| 0+3=3, 3+17=20, 20+41=61, 61+85=146,
146+77=243, 243+115=358, 358+101=459,
459+64=523, 523+21=544, 544+6=550


13ai)
M=2
P=5
C=3
total=10
If the books of the same subject are to stand
together
No of arrangements=2!*5!*3!*3!
=2*120*6*6
=8640arrangements


(13aii)
Only the physics textbook must stand together
No of arrangements=5!*6!
=120*720
=86400arrangements


(13b)
P=13/20
q=1-13/20=7/20
pr(atleast 3 speak E)=1-Pr(2 speak E)
=(1-8C1p^1q^7+8C2p^2q^6)
=1-(8*(13/20)*(7/20)^7+28(13/20)^2*(7/20)^6
=1-(0.003346+0.0217467)
=1-0.0251
=0.9749
=0.975(3s.f)



Keep Reloading OBJ aswers will be posted soon..




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Curvy Lady Goes N*ked In Full Body Painting (See Photos)


When a lady gets to that stage that she believes those who are working are wasting their time and it is easy for her to make money with her body, you're sure to get acts like this or worse.

Her name is Shatira, she's one of black ladies in US threading this path. See the photos below..




I can't even share all the photos here, they are too rough, if your understand what I mean by that.
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Nigerian Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo Receives Traditional Title on Behalf of President Muhammadu Buhari in Abia (See Photos)


Friday, Vice President Osinbajo was in Abi State as part a the series of Niger Delta Dialogue visits. He received the title 'ENYIOHA 1' from Abia Traditional Rulers, on behalf of President Buhari. Just so you know, 'ENYIOHA' in Igbo language means 'The Great Elephant'.

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China To Spend Up To $5bn On Projects In Nigeria (See Photos)


The Peoples Republic of China Ambassador to Nigeria, Zhou Pingjian, has said his home country had approved $5 billion to support infrastructure projects in Nigeria.

Pingjian stated this when he paid a courtesy visit to the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, at the party’s secretariat in Abuja yesterday.

The Chinese envoy requested the party’s support in ensuring Nigeria’s ‘full execution’ of China’s policy between both countries.

Pingjian, who was accompanied by the Chinese Deputy Ambassador and Political Officer, further intimated members of the APC National Working Committee (NWC) present on China’s domestic politics and China-Nigeria strategic bilateral relations.


  • He noted: “This year is a big one for party politics in China. Every five years, we hold party conventions and we draw a new blueprint for the years ahead. That means, major policy decisions will be made at the national congress of the Communist Party of China. A new central committee will be elected at the congress. The central committee will in turn elect the new central leadership.”
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Hello Teelamford Lovers!, Here Is The Photo of The Day

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Central Bank of Heaven!? Let's just leave this here.
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Friday, March 24, 2017

Hello Teelamford Lovers!, Here Is The Tweet of The Day


Lol. Funny Though..
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Can You Believe This Nigerian Woman is 60? (See Photos)


The woman's daughter posted the photos on Twitter. See what she wrote below..


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See Photos of Pastor TB Joshua With Jerusalem's Deputy Mayor,Yosef, In Israel


Jerusalem’s Deputy Mayor, Yosef Daitsh and Councilor Hanan Rubin last week hosted Pastor T.B. Joshua, one of the most prominent supporters of Israel and the Jewish people in the world, as he visited Jerusalem.

T.B. Joshua is considered one of the world’s most popular pastors, with 2.8 million followers on the Facebook social network.

According to YouTube, his videos have been seen by more than 300 million people worldwide. He is considered to be a great supporter of Israel and even calls his church “The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations".


During the visit to the Jerusalem Municipality, T.B. Joshua received an honor from Deputy Mayor, Yosef Daitsh (United Torah Judaism) and Councilor Hanan Rubin (Awakening). The two gave him the pin of the "Lion of the Tribe of Judah" of Jerusalem as they surveyed the city and shard with him its challenges.

Following the visit, Councilor Hanan Rubin wrote on Facebook: "My friend - Deputy Mayor Yossi Deutsch and myself were privileged to host T.B Joshua Ministries, a large supporter of Israel and Jewry worldwide.

Beyond explanations and pictures, I learnt from him an important lesson in modesty. A person with 2.5 million Facebook fans and tens of millions(!) who view him as a saint, going around in simple clothes, without graces of honor, coming to Israel as a guest and significant donor of ZAKA, (via his friend - ZAKA Chairman Yehuda Meshi-Zahav), and goes around as an ordinary person for just one goal - to repair the world - is something exemplary."

T.B. Joshua was very pleased with his visit and asked to share the visit on his official Facebook Page: TB Joshua Ministries, which has 2.8 million followers. His supporters and followers were also excited and received thousands of shares on social networks, some in Africa and some around the world, and the rate of sharing is rising at this moment.

As a result, councilor Rubin received nearly 3,000 requests from companies, mainly from Africans.

“We have had great honor in hosting T.B. Joshua in the Jerusalem Municipality, his presence in the Holy City and his unqualified support for the Jewish people show that only Jerusalem is a city that can bridge all the gaps and make all of Israel friends, not just Israel, Its supporters and lovers from all over the world.”

"Just as the gift of honoring parents from a non-Jew, I learned from the commandments of modesty from T.B. Joshua - and I wrote about it in the hope that we will all learn to act like him, despite his high status.”
Source: Kikar
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