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Showing posts with label Gist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gist. Show all posts
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Friday, May 19, 2017
Checkout This Amazing Tips To Get It Right In Marriage
If you seriously want to enjoy marriage in God's way, then take these words seriously.
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Lol, Whose Brothers or Boyfriend's Are These? (See Photos)
The kind of things you see online this days sha.. Lol, this dudes are funny.
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Hello Teelamford Guys, Would You Take This Photo?
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Sunday, May 7, 2017
Is Anything Wrong With Kim K's Thighs In This Photo?
Paparazzi took this photo of the stunning mum of two as she left Casa Vega Mexican Restaurant in Sherman Oaks but there was something off about her left thigh. Looked smaller than the right one. See below..
Friday, May 5, 2017
6 Reasons Why Humble People Do Receives Love
Have you ever wondered why humble people do receives love?.
There’s indeed something about them that’s truly very endearing. Today we shares 6 reasons why humble people do receives love.
(1). They are Rare
Too many people spend too much time declaring and trying to prove how unique they are, so when you meet a humble person it’s like a breath of fresh air. Humble people tend to stand out and be noticed without even trying, and because of this they also tend to be appreciated for their rare personality.
(2). They are Self-Less
Regardless of what we say, deep down we all like to be cared for, and this is what humble people do. When we are around them, they make us feel cared for because they often put others before themselves, and for this reason they tug at our hearts.
(3). They are Good Listeners
Because of how self-less humble people are, they tend to be very good listeners. When you talk to them or confide in them, they make you feel heard and valued. It’s a nice feeling. They are also hardly judgmental of others and are comfortable learning about others.
(4). They Admit Mistakes
Humble people are very teachable because they do not see themselves as perfect. They welcome avenues to learn and better themselves, and can find it within themselves to apologize for a wrong done without their egos being damaged. This makes them very likeable.
(5). They are Mature
We all know maturity is very endearing; it’s something that can hardly be explained but just is. Humble people are quite mature and hardly exhibit annoying childish behaviours, mainly because it takes a level of maturity to learn to be humble in the first place. For this reason, because of their endearing maturity, humble people are loved.
(6). They are Confident in an Admirable Way
Their confidence is not ‘in your face’ kind of confidence; it’s a subtle kind that might initially even be mistaken for timidity until you get to know them. They are typically assertive people but they have somehow found a way to be assertive in a non-offensive way. Also, because of how confident and secure they are, people tend to feel good and thrive around them because they allow others excel and shine in their midst. People typically feel appreciated around them.
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Hilarious, See Guys Who Went To Visit Their Friend In Hospital (Photos)
They end up taking over the bed, pressing their phones while the sick friend was left sitting. Lolz!. Very funny.
Sunday, April 30, 2017
Simple Answer To Enjoy Marriage
Many of the 'relationship experts' out there teaches what they're struggling to practice in their own homes and not what nature and the word of God designed marriage to be.
If you go into marriage with the mentality of you and your husband are equal and you want to be competing for equal right, you might just be creating unhappiness for yourself.
Marry a man you love enough to be submissive to, ignore the acts some people are exhibiting on social media today. Your goal should be to have rest of mind and enjoy your marriage.
Some whites have taken equality to such ridiculous level that they now have OPEN MARRIAGE where husband is free to sleep with other women and wife is free to sleep with other men. After all "we are equal and anyone can do whatever he/she likes".
Don't allow yourself to be confused by free-thinkers. Live a decent life for your own good.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Take a Look at What This Lady Was Spotted Doing (See Photos)
This photo just make me weak somehow mehn. Just wonder wetin she dey try to prove.
Monday, April 24, 2017
Good People, Great Nation, Seriously Nigeria’s Got Brains
For Nigeria, with a population of over 180 million citizens and blessed not only with minerals but human capital resources, success can either be subjective or objective.
The greatest success from Nigeria is not just with the mineral resources that have brought about foreign earnings which have bred corruption and widened the poverty gap, but exportation of brains (professionals) that are helping to develop other parts of the world.
Such brains that have come out of Nigeria are innumerable and could have been of use better than our abundant mineral resources. These brains are not the celebrities produced from Naija’s Got Talents but the intellectuals and innovators transforming the world while Nigeria languishes from a harsh environment that discourage such great brains.
Imagine what would have become of Nigeria if the likes of Saheed Adepoju (co-founder of Encipher Limited), Seyi Oyesola (co-invention of CompactOR), Jelani Aliyu (credited with designing General Motors’ leading auto brand, Chevrolet Volt), Ndubuisi Ekekwe (credited with developing microchips used in minimally invasive surgical robots), Col. Oviemo Ovadje (Rtd) (credited with the invention of the Emergency Auto Transfusion System (EAT-SET)), Cyprian Emeka Uzoh (who holds more than 126 United States issued patents and over 160 patents worldwide), Kunle Olukotun (who developed one of the first chip multiprocessors), Sebastine Chinonye Omeh (known for using wind-propelled turbines to generate electricity), Shehu Saleh Balami (credited with designing a solid-fuel rocket), Yemi Adesokan (whose discovery work on drug-resistant infections is groundbreaking), Ume Ifeanyi Charles (credited with five inventions), Aloysius Anaebonam (who holds about 12 U.S. patents), Mohammed Bah Abbah (credited with a refrigerating device that does not use electricity), Olu Atanda (credited with the co-invention of a self-lubricating layer for a data-storage device and disk), Brino Gilbert (credited with the invention of the Counter Collision Gadget (CCG)), Emeka Nchekwube (credited with various co-inventions), among several others.
Just imagine they were in Nigeria and allowed to thrive... Just imagine...
With the expectation of a few Nigerians who choose to remain, endure the economic and political challenges, and confront the environmental demons to birth new ideas even when the survival of such ideas is dicey. Heroes are not just people who can succeed in a good environment but people we have stood the test of time to birth solutions and innovations that can help the nation to immensely advance.
Thinking of some names already? Well, anyone can be like Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga Jnr., Femi Otedola, Jim Ovia, Tony Elumelu, Fola Adeola, Atiku Abubakar, TY Danjuma and co. All you need apart from the business courage are political and financial connections, family inheritance, and belonging to certain caucus (such as Ikoyi Club, Yoruba Tennis Club & etc). Beyond all these people you term “successful”, the real guys are those who can still innovate without access to those factors and have been able to rebrand this nation.
Several of those guys with guts that have stood the test of time without “connections” and have helped to end national disgrace include the Late Mrs. Florence Seriki (founder of Omatek computer – the first factory to locally assemble computers), Sim Shagaya (founder and C.E.O of one of West Africa's largest electronic commerce website, Konga.com), Chude Jideonwo & Adebola Williams (co-founders of Red Media Africa), Late Dr. Yombo Awojobi (renowned leading rural surgeon) and lest I forget, John Obaro (a man that has helped to change the course of public sector finance in Nigeria).
Who is John Obaro? He is a man who took the bold steps 25 years ago when others were taking to their heels seeking greener pastures abroad. He refused to give up in the face of several challenges including those that caused other businesses to park up. He is the founder of SystemSpecs, owners of Remita, the electronic payment solution connected to multiple electronic payment channels (including Internet Banking, POS, Bank Branches, ATM Cards, Direct Debit/Standing Order, Mobile, etc.) and has transformed finance management in Nigeria.
Today, the use of Remita for the facilitation of Treasury Single Account (TSA) of the Federal Government of Nigeria has solved Nigeria’s prolonged cash management and revenue leakages challenges. Obaro’s company, SystemSpecs, an indigenous organisation with 100% Nigerian workforce has won several laurels, in and outside Nigeria, for its accomplishments.
Acccording to the Mr Ahmed Idris, Accountant General of the Federation (AGF): “If not because TSA is in place, now that recession is here, only God knows what would have happened. A monthly drain of over N4 billion and yet no revenue coming in and leakages [would have] continued.”
It is such men as John Tanimola Obaro who should be celebrated and encouraged to continue to promote the image of this nation for the world to know that indeed Nigeria has got brains, and that many good things can come out of Nigeria.
Such brains that have come out of Nigeria are innumerable and could have been of use better than our abundant mineral resources. These brains are not the celebrities produced from Naija’s Got Talents but the intellectuals and innovators transforming the world while Nigeria languishes from a harsh environment that discourage such great brains.
Imagine what would have become of Nigeria if the likes of Saheed Adepoju (co-founder of Encipher Limited), Seyi Oyesola (co-invention of CompactOR), Jelani Aliyu (credited with designing General Motors’ leading auto brand, Chevrolet Volt), Ndubuisi Ekekwe (credited with developing microchips used in minimally invasive surgical robots), Col. Oviemo Ovadje (Rtd) (credited with the invention of the Emergency Auto Transfusion System (EAT-SET)), Cyprian Emeka Uzoh (who holds more than 126 United States issued patents and over 160 patents worldwide), Kunle Olukotun (who developed one of the first chip multiprocessors), Sebastine Chinonye Omeh (known for using wind-propelled turbines to generate electricity), Shehu Saleh Balami (credited with designing a solid-fuel rocket), Yemi Adesokan (whose discovery work on drug-resistant infections is groundbreaking), Ume Ifeanyi Charles (credited with five inventions), Aloysius Anaebonam (who holds about 12 U.S. patents), Mohammed Bah Abbah (credited with a refrigerating device that does not use electricity), Olu Atanda (credited with the co-invention of a self-lubricating layer for a data-storage device and disk), Brino Gilbert (credited with the invention of the Counter Collision Gadget (CCG)), Emeka Nchekwube (credited with various co-inventions), among several others.
Just imagine they were in Nigeria and allowed to thrive... Just imagine...
With the expectation of a few Nigerians who choose to remain, endure the economic and political challenges, and confront the environmental demons to birth new ideas even when the survival of such ideas is dicey. Heroes are not just people who can succeed in a good environment but people we have stood the test of time to birth solutions and innovations that can help the nation to immensely advance.
Thinking of some names already? Well, anyone can be like Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga Jnr., Femi Otedola, Jim Ovia, Tony Elumelu, Fola Adeola, Atiku Abubakar, TY Danjuma and co. All you need apart from the business courage are political and financial connections, family inheritance, and belonging to certain caucus (such as Ikoyi Club, Yoruba Tennis Club & etc). Beyond all these people you term “successful”, the real guys are those who can still innovate without access to those factors and have been able to rebrand this nation.
Several of those guys with guts that have stood the test of time without “connections” and have helped to end national disgrace include the Late Mrs. Florence Seriki (founder of Omatek computer – the first factory to locally assemble computers), Sim Shagaya (founder and C.E.O of one of West Africa's largest electronic commerce website, Konga.com), Chude Jideonwo & Adebola Williams (co-founders of Red Media Africa), Late Dr. Yombo Awojobi (renowned leading rural surgeon) and lest I forget, John Obaro (a man that has helped to change the course of public sector finance in Nigeria).
Who is John Obaro? He is a man who took the bold steps 25 years ago when others were taking to their heels seeking greener pastures abroad. He refused to give up in the face of several challenges including those that caused other businesses to park up. He is the founder of SystemSpecs, owners of Remita, the electronic payment solution connected to multiple electronic payment channels (including Internet Banking, POS, Bank Branches, ATM Cards, Direct Debit/Standing Order, Mobile, etc.) and has transformed finance management in Nigeria.
Today, the use of Remita for the facilitation of Treasury Single Account (TSA) of the Federal Government of Nigeria has solved Nigeria’s prolonged cash management and revenue leakages challenges. Obaro’s company, SystemSpecs, an indigenous organisation with 100% Nigerian workforce has won several laurels, in and outside Nigeria, for its accomplishments.
Acccording to the Mr Ahmed Idris, Accountant General of the Federation (AGF): “If not because TSA is in place, now that recession is here, only God knows what would have happened. A monthly drain of over N4 billion and yet no revenue coming in and leakages [would have] continued.”
It is such men as John Tanimola Obaro who should be celebrated and encouraged to continue to promote the image of this nation for the world to know that indeed Nigeria has got brains, and that many good things can come out of Nigeria.
If You Develop Yourself To Be The Right Person, You Are The Right Person You're Looking For
5 Annoying Things Everybody Using A Nigerian Bank Can Understand, Number 4 Is The Worst
Banking in Nigeria has greatly advanced. In the past, you will find long queues but today the opposite is the case. Many of them have embraced technology and have simplified the banking process.
Regardless, there are still some annoying things that these banks do that are very frustrating.
In line with this, Jumia Travel shares some of these things.
Asking you to bring utility bill to open an accountWhenever you visit a bank in Nigeria to open an account, you are asked to bring a utility bill to confirm your address. Sometimes you begin to wonder, what you really need a utility bill for when you have BVN. BVN has every information about an individual including the fingerprints. You cannot change your fingerprint but you can change your address.
They deduct your money due to unnecessary chargesYou know one of the annoying alerts you get every month are the charges from your bank. The way some banks remove your money will tempt you to go to the bank to withdraw all of it and transfer it to another one.
They cannot process your complaint because your names are different
If you use two names in one document and use three names in another document, some banks will never accept or process the document from you. They will tell you the process may get stuck because of the name difference.
You have to wait for days when ATM refuses to dispense money and you have been debited
A faithful morning, you use the ATM of another bank to withdraw but the ATM refuse to dispense and your account is debited. Just be prepared for a long battle with your bank because you will not get your money back in 24 hours. First, you have to complain to your bank for them to reverse and depending on the bank, it can take weeks or months. If you don’t have money, you are on your own for that day. The question is why can’t they reverse it immediately?
And you need money urgently and they tell you ‘no network’
You don’t have money and you have tried several ATMs and they are not dispensing cash. You have no choice than to withdraw money at your bank. You walk into your bank and they tell you that there is no network, you will just get frustrated. The annoying thing is that if there is no network at that branch, it will be same at other branches. And without the network, they cannot do anything! Just start praying that the network comes back!
Asking you to bring utility bill to open an accountWhenever you visit a bank in Nigeria to open an account, you are asked to bring a utility bill to confirm your address. Sometimes you begin to wonder, what you really need a utility bill for when you have BVN. BVN has every information about an individual including the fingerprints. You cannot change your fingerprint but you can change your address.
They deduct your money due to unnecessary chargesYou know one of the annoying alerts you get every month are the charges from your bank. The way some banks remove your money will tempt you to go to the bank to withdraw all of it and transfer it to another one.
They cannot process your complaint because your names are different
If you use two names in one document and use three names in another document, some banks will never accept or process the document from you. They will tell you the process may get stuck because of the name difference.
You have to wait for days when ATM refuses to dispense money and you have been debited
A faithful morning, you use the ATM of another bank to withdraw but the ATM refuse to dispense and your account is debited. Just be prepared for a long battle with your bank because you will not get your money back in 24 hours. First, you have to complain to your bank for them to reverse and depending on the bank, it can take weeks or months. If you don’t have money, you are on your own for that day. The question is why can’t they reverse it immediately?
And you need money urgently and they tell you ‘no network’
You don’t have money and you have tried several ATMs and they are not dispensing cash. You have no choice than to withdraw money at your bank. You walk into your bank and they tell you that there is no network, you will just get frustrated. The annoying thing is that if there is no network at that branch, it will be same at other branches. And without the network, they cannot do anything! Just start praying that the network comes back!
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Making The Right Choice In Life
Friday, April 14, 2017
See Funny Reply Given To Lady Who Says She Needs Boyfriend
The beautiful lady above (left) announced on Twitter that she’s single and looking for a boyfriend. In a matter of minutes, she got this hilarious response from the guy.
"Very interested in who cuts your hair". Social media children sabi look for trouble. *Smiles*
Photos: 6 Ways Social Media Can Ruin Your Life
Social media has become a part of our daily life and many of us cannot do without it. What you don’t know is that your addiction to social media is affecting your lives negatively. Read on to know how social media can ruin your life.
According to Jumia Travel, phone users should cut down on the hours they spend on social media like Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, for their own good. Here's why.
Checking/updating every second
You have become so attached to Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat that you are checking and updating them every second. The day you don’t access your accounts because you don’t have data, you become hysterical and irrational. It is not a matter of life and death.
Bragging about likes, followers and comments
The number of likes, followers and comments you have has become a thing to brag about and show off. The rule is that the more followers you have, the more traction and engagement you get. True, you do not have to boast about it. Some people go as far as buying likes, followers and even comments.
Posting without thinking
Many of us have converted social media to an abuse platform. A place where we criticise and troll people. As a result, more and more people are in trouble because of what they share and say on social media. Presently, a popular United States-based Nigerian journalist, Kemi Olunloyo, is being prosecuted for the content she shared on social media. Always, think before you share.
Dressing and making up just because you want to share picture on Instagram
This is peculiar to girls. They do not have anywhere to go but they dress up, apply make-up and take beautiful pictures just to post on Instagram or Facebook. It is ridiculous.
Staying up late
We all do this. We spend hours flying from one social media platform to another. Meanwhile, we are very sleepy but we still continue browsing. Surprisingly, they sleep off while on Twitter or WhatsApp. Hence, many of us don’t get enough sleep because of social media.
Seeking social media validation
Seeking social media validation can lead to depression. This is because you wait for others to give you approval for your life activities. If you don’t get the desired response, you become depressed.
You should stop seeking social media validation and live your life without pressure.
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Hilarious: Masquerade Proposes To Girlfriend In Abia State (See Photos)
Funny happenings these days; Masquerade drinking beer, playing gamble and now one just proposed to a lady. Issokay!
Sunday, April 9, 2017
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